New Zealand Underrates Great Music

I was horrified to discover the other day that Shakira's worldwide smash-hit Loca isn't on the NZ Top 40. To make things worse, it isn't being played on C4's Select Live. Come on, New Zealand! Pink's song Raise Your Glass should definitely become No. 1 on the charts. Katy Perry and Rihanna have had no. ones recently, so Pink should too.
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Stonehenge is Taken!!!

The old people have taken control of the majority of England, and are spreading out into the rest of the British Isles. Reports are flooding in of the old people mobilizing their horse armies. Iceland has been taken, and brutal battles are being undertaken right now on Greenland and Svalbard. The United Nations are currently planning a backlash to these violent incidents.
Keep your answers to my riddle coming!!!!
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Did You Know That The Old People Are Out To Get You?

Yes, it's true. The old people are finally rising up against society, which has degraded and institutionalized them for centuries. They will come for you, armed with false teeth and pedigree horses. The battle will start at 12 o' clock tonight at Stonehenge in England. Beware, my children, the old people are about to strike!!!!!

                                         The old people are creating artificial earthquakes to
                                          destroy the world's greatest cities!!!!!!!!

                                          The horse armies are massing in Iceland!!!!!
Look out, brave comrades. Life as we know it is coming to an end! Stay safe, and remember to post your answers to my riddle.
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Ridddle Me This, Riddle Me That

I am a monster. I have two legs and wear carefully tailored suits. I plunged a mystical land into war over their black juice. I am worshipped, but have also acquired a legion of enemies. I preach equality to all (unless you're foreign or liberal-leaning). My house used to be white.
WHO AM I??????
>The answer will be posted on Sunday. Post an answer if you think you've worked it out.<
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Awesome New Albums that you have to buy!!!!

Here are the new albums from two of my favourite singers. Shakira's album is called The Sun Comes Out and Pink's new album is called Greatest Hits...So Far! Without a doubt I'll be adding them to my collection
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Poems About Dugongs Are Fun

I am a dugong
my tail isn't too long
I'm bulky but not that strong
I enjoy munching on undersea grasses
while humans sit up above on their asses
I am a manatee
larger than an enormous canopy
Dolphins think they're better than me
I swim through the sea all day
without a care for work, deeds or pay

Marx Brothers 4 Ever

I've just discovered the funniest ever comedians on youtube. They are called the Marx Brothers. They did movies about sixty years ago, but their humour is still very modern. They are awesome, so please check out these links below!!!!!!
Marx Bros Website
Marx Bros Videos Website
Watch the Marx Bros: Duck Soup
Enjoy, and remember to dust Marlene Dietrich before climbing into your swimming convertible.
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